inaug heads

this will be the greatest and worst weekend of our lives. it’s going to be an absolute shit show around here. I kept hearing warnings all day about avoiding metro and the beltway and the bridges and the mall… basically you’re only option is to walk or segway around town and I wouldn’t be caught dead on a segway unless I was wasted and stole it from a cop. which I’ve done. twice.

the silver lining in all of this is that all of the michael romeo bars will be open until 4am all weekend! dc keeps getting cooler and cooler. Most nights the lights come on in the bar and the bouncer starts giving me the “why are you ignoring my attempts to kick you out” stare long before I’m ready to leave. so this is perf!
 
obvi I’ll be starting off the weekend at tattoo on thursday night. nothing beats tattoo on a thursday night. that’s probably the 10th time I’ve said that on my blog. I don’t even like tattoos on guys but I do loooooove the bar. 
 
so my take on this weekend including thursday night is that tables will be mandatory. there are a few times each year when standing in line with the commoners is unacceptable (i.e. new years, your birthday, most saturday nights, etc).  once again, this weekend will be a shit show.  obvi you don’t have to have a table to get in, but it will make life much much easier. 
 
when the hell is a club going to create a table with it’s own vip bathroom? i’m all about that.