Tuesday is the New Saturday

I will be hosting the new Tuesday nights at tattoo with my good friends Katherine and Reese! Tuesday will now be my biggest night out every week.   Not only because it’s lady’s night and I can drink enough champi to get a small village drunk for free or because tattoo is still my fave place to dance in dc, but because it’s my night bitches. My name is on the flyer and therefore I get to do whatev I want. Its my party and I’ll dance on tables if I want to.  Think Starboard on a Saturday morning.  Reference below:

 

 

The good part about going out Tuesday night for you (other than joining me while I have a blast) is that when you go to work tired, looking like crap on Wednesday morning, it wouldn’t even occur to your boss that you are hungover because… who goes out on Tuesday? He/she will most likely ask if you’re feeling well and maybe even send you home to get some very deserved rest. On the other hand, stroll in late on Friday morning with a bag of mickey d’s breakfast in your hand and you’re caught. Everyone and their mother will know you pulled a bender, took a chick home from the bar and kicked her out at 6am right before you threw up in the shower. Smooth move romeo.

 

Anyway you look at it, Tuesday is the way to go. I totally support hitting the luke’s wing fundraiser at midtown, but come to tattoo afterwards for champi shots. See flyer (with my name on it) here. 

 

Tuesday Boozeday Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      

 

someone is going to kill me for posting this pic... but it was taken during a debacle of a day/night that involved many bottles of champi and it seems appropriate for this post. 

 

Pictured from right to left: Mary, Katherine and Me