The Eight Rules Of Midtown

Gentlemen (and ladies), welcome to Midtown.

• The first rule of Midtown is: You do not talk about Midtown.
• The second rule of Midtown is: You DO NOT talk about Midtown.
• Third rule of Midtown: Someone yells STOP, goes limp, taps out ... the drink is over.
• Fourth rule: Only two gals to a pole.
• Fifth rule: One girl at a time, fellas.
• Sixth rule: Hot shirts, cool shoes.
• Seventh rule: Nights will go on as long as they have to.
• And the eighth, and final, rule: If this is your first night at Midtown, you have to drink.

Overheard this weekend at the LA Boxing / Midtown Beer Bash: "I look like you want to look. I f&*% like you want to f&*%. I am smart, capable -- and most importantly -- I am free in all the ways that you are not."

Midtown. Now you know the rules: Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

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