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10. Saturday nights at Midtown are the best

9. They let in an even ratio of guys to girls meaning everyone has a chance to get some

8. All the inaugural tourists won’t be in town yet

7. I’m excited to meet Sabrina, she looks cute on the flyer

6. Reese Gardner is hosting the party, he’s a hottie and he knows how to throw down

5. Tables are still available: rsvp@midtown-dc.com

4. it’s Midtown - ‘nuff said

3. DJ Spaz spinning Old School Hip hop, Top 40 Mash Ups and Sabrina's favorite dance tunes

2. Ladies get in free

 

And most importantly of all…

Saturday, January 10^th – be there.

Saw Marley & Me (my date fell asleep - yes it was that bad), hit up the 70% off sale at Tickled Pink and got really cute stuff, ate and drank enough to keep a small village fat and drunk for a year, spilled wine on my blackberry, dropped a green cupcake on my silk dress, thought I had a flat tire, canceled all my plans for the day to get my car towed, moved my car off the curb and discovered that is wasn’t flat at all, chipped my front tooth – horrible I look like a redneck, covered an entire bar full of people with silly string, became obsessed with silly string, got ready to go to my parents house and went down to the parking garage only to discover that I had left my car at Meagan’s house the night before, got a cab to my car, dropped my Christmas tree while trying to throw it away and got pine needles all over my apartment, spilled red wine all over Devon’s sweater, washed Devon’s sweater in the sink, Caesar Millan-ed Roxy, performed an interpretive dance to “All I Want for Christmas is You”, got the Jillian Michaels work out book and decided to become ripped like Jillian Michaels.  That's about it.  Don't you feel like you were with me all week?

 

I also discovered the iBreath. It’s a breathalyzer that plugs into your iPod or iPhone so you’ll never have to guess if you are too drunk to drive… or you can use it with your friends to see who gets the highest BAC from taking a shot. This was a good holiday gift… since the holidays are over you could get it as a valentine’s day gift I guess… although diamonds would probably be better received.    

 

 

Just last month I was out at Lotus with a few of my besties. My memory is a bit hazy but I do remember my friends pounding the bar with their fists chanting “make out, make out” like we were in 5^th grade playing spin the bottle (evidently my friends are pretty lame). They were yelling at me to make out with one of my good guy friends. I’m not one to stand up to peer pressure, so of course, like an obedient prepubescent teen, i did what they told me.

So you showed up late and couldn’t make it past the bouncer? No worries. There’s another grand opening party at Midtown tomorrow night. Click here to see deets on facebook. 

 

I pulled some of the hottest and funniest pics from the opening. Click on “Read More” below to see all of them.