Mix Masters

You go to great lengths to look sexy, which is why you (after painting the town red) sometimes fall victim to late-night infomercials. (Hence the Suzanne Somers' ThighMaster tucked far away in your closet).

But, you don't have to hide any longer, Miss Thang. It's time to come out of the fitness closet and master those thighs the Lotus Lounge way. Here's a healthy three-step prescription for late-night wellness that will help keep you fit, while having fun. I like to call it Lotus Fitology.

- Read "Lotus Fitology: Steps 1, 2 & 3" ...

Tattoo's design is beautiful -- but the real works of art in this swank hipster bar are its patrons. Forget The Young and the Restless. Those who frequent Tattoo are The Young and the A-List -- and here's a look at some of this month's sexiest ...

Gentlemen (and ladies), welcome to Midtown.

• The first rule of Midtown is: You do not talk about Midtown.
• The second rule of Midtown is: You DO NOT talk about Midtown.
• Third rule of Midtown: Someone yells STOP, goes limp, taps out ... the drink is over.
• Fourth rule: Only two gals to a pole.
• Fifth rule: One girl at a time, fellas.
• Sixth rule: Hot shirts, cool shoes.
• Seventh rule: Nights will go on as long as they have to.
• And the eighth, and final, rule: If this is your first night at Midtown, you have to drink.

Overheard this weekend at the LA Boxing / Midtown Beer Bash: "I look like you want to look. I f&*% like you want to f&*%. I am smart, capable -- and most importantly -- I am free in all the ways that you are not."

Midtown. Now you know the rules: Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

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anyone else obsessed with this song?  or is it already so 5 minutes ago?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTWFALvTXw